Sunglasses.
What is there to say about these Sunglasses, drawn by Laurea? They are elegant spectacles, and quick. No fancy cat-eyes, no expensive logos, no beer cozy; just two frameless lenses, a titanium bridge, and those weird long unsung ear heroes whose name nobody knows—except @anildash—the “Temple” (see below).

It’s a very suitable name—you wish more objects were named after the things they neighbor, to which end I will now be calling my shirts “bellies”.
This image of Not The Fastest Possible Pair of Glasses comes to me by way of @eveostay and the fine Alameda optician Allyn Scura. I cannot even imagine how long those took to draw. It is not worth considering. I will tell you that our temples took less than two seconds, and look nearly as comfortable.
Suffice it to say, these are comfortable enough. On a bright day in summer, after all, what you really want is your Fastest Possible Sunglasses (7.2 seconds).