an Alligator.
David drew this terrifying portrayal of an alligator in a paltry 9 seconds. Convenient that his mouth is wide open, no? It defuses the question of whether this is actually a crocodile or not, since—aside from a special gland in the tongues of crocodiles and a difference in their frontal profile—an alligator distinguishes itself from a crocodile mainly by whether its teeth show when its mouth is closed. Mouth open—no problem. Also—scarier.
Let’s face it, this is totally the alligator a five-year-old would draw. Sometimes five-year-olds are the best Fastest Possible Drawers Of Pictures; it’s the standard we aspire to.
