a Birthday Cake.
You only need one candle to make a cake into Birthday Cake. Sticklers might argue that the frosting on the edges is superfluous, but if that’s the kind of Fastest Possible Birthday Cake you’d like to eat, you can have my slice, thank you very much. This cake took only six seconds for Laurea to draw—I’d gladly trade my 1.2 seconds for your neglected frosting.
Fastest Possible Happy Birthday to Schooly D, Cyndi Lauper, and Ed Bradley!
